I am not shy, so I have decided to share my top ten most embarassing moments!
These are in no particular order. I am not that organized.

1. When I was in high school i was walking down the sidewalk talking to someone and ran right into a pole.

2. Again when I was in high school in between passing periods there was a huge group of us talking outside and a bee came near my best friend and I, well being deathly afraid of them, we screamed loud, well everyone stopped turned and looked and had moved away but also my friend had taken off so there i was standing there screaming for nothing.

3.I was in science class in 8th grade and had a dress on one day, well whenever i wore shirts i would roll up the bottoms with my hands like a nervous habit, I wasn't thinking aobut it and did the same with my dress as I was turning around in a quick second I flashed everyone!

4.I burped really loud in the middle of choir practice

5. thought i would show off my cart wheel at play rehearsal and misjudged the set and smacked into it and fell

6. My friend and I dressed up in ballgowns and tobogans and flip flops, silly stuff like that and went to Wal Mart, well we left and decided to go to the gas station near our school, only if no one was there. so we go in and are looking around and what do you know tons of people came in we knew and we had to sneak around the store and hide behind boxes so they wouldn't see us

7.I was waiting tables one time and had gone up to a table to take an order when the guy sitting at my table informs me I have pickles on my shoulder. I had been walking around for quite some time looking like a fool!

8I farted in school once in the middle of a test!

9. When my friend and I were moving out of our apartment, i thought it was a good idea to let the round card table loose down the stairs, I went to the bottom to keep it from hitting the cars, well she let go and it gained speed quickly and so i screamed and ran out of the way, well our neighbors came out to see if we were alright and we explained what it was as i was wearing some kind of hat goggles, gloves and crazy clothes, he looked at us like we were nuts

10. AS a kid i was very shy. i was at a friends house about 5 houses down from mine, well i needed to go to the bathroom and since we were playing outside i didn't want to ask to go inside and i didn't want to go home because i was playing, well if built up over the hours and i guess i couldn't tak it anymore, and stopped mid run, spread my legs and peed on my friends porch. I promptly ran home to my bathroom took my clothes off and cried.